“Got caught up in the moment, thank goodness Khyati is okay.”
- Miguel
Hannibal Buress on Odd Future and Young Jeezy. (by priisgreat)
nba:
Manu Ginobili of the San Antonio Spurs goes up for the layup against the Golden State Warriors in Game Two of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2013 NBA Playoffs on May 8, 2013 at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas.
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I turn into a Supermodel when i’m throwing up at 3am on a weekday
Melted crayon art
Why are adults proud of their melted crayon art? You did nothing to merit any credit. It’s cool but don’t go patting yourself on the back
daily thought
The craziest thing you can do in your life is remove the gold sticker off a black guys cap. You’ll be pronounced D.O.S.R
Dead On Sticker Removal
My Strange Addiction Running Diary
First of all, how Is this show only 20 min long? Is 10 min really enough for me to comprehend why this milf does coffee enemas? She’s showing her face which takes a lot of balls and I’m pretty sure in the preview I saw her shoving a tube up her butt. I’m not sure. I don’t really even know what an enema is to be honest. I’m guessing it gives you diarrhea. Let’s find out, shall we?
2:30 Trina does enemas 4 times a day and her husband mike later joined her and does it twice a day. They can never complain about not eating Mexican food because it’ll give them diarrhea.
3:00 I wonder if they wait for the coffee to completely cool down or wait till it’s warm
3:15 Mike prefers a finer more espresso blend and Trina likes it thicker. I’m sure their ass can tell the difference. They don’t drink coffee and i’m here wondering how their ass prefers certain blends of coffee. How long did it take them to find the right blend? These important questions were never asked!
3:30 Mike is Mr cool and Trina likes it warm. Will he ever try iced coffee?
3:45 Thank god these two work from home. The janitor already has to deal with enough shit as it is. Last thing he wants to see as he’s about to clean the restrooms is these two clowns lying on the floor shoving coffee up their anus. He might just quit then and there.
4:30 At the 4:30 mark we get the warning.Excessive caffeine can lead to dehydration, high blood pressure and heart disease. They should’ve started out with the warning at the beginning. Don’t let people think by doing this they’ll avoid going to a doctor for 2 years. I haven’t been to one in like 5 years but it isn’t by choice and it surely isn’t because of coffee enemas.
Coffee looks like diarrhea btw.
5:00 Now they’re switching to the cat licking lady in Detroit.
5:05 Scratch that, she eats cat hair. I can already tell it’s been about 20 years since she’s been with a man and has given up on life.
5:40 She started eating cat hair 15 years ago. So I was only 5 years off.
6:00 She can’t go 2 hours a day without eating cat hair! She’s like me but with gum.
6:15 She just said cat hair has a lesser taste than human hair. I can already picture her hanging out at the salon sweeping up the hair on the ground and taking it home to eat. Oohhh, I got some Mexican and black hair to eat today.
6:22 Just found out she eats three quarter sized hairballs a day. That’s more pubes than any man wants to have to eat in his life!
8:00 The question that needs to be asked is, what did a guy do to you to go down this road?
8:30 Back to the enema couple. These two bicker over who gets the first enema of the day like a brother and sister fighting over who gets to brush their teeth in the morning
9:00 Mikes mom decides to talk about health concerns doing coffee enemas while making pizza. What did my beloved pizza do to you to deserve this?
10:50 Up until now, only her sister knew she ate hair balls. She told one of her friends and said she’s relieved she’s never coughed up any hairballs after being asked. I thought she was crazy for saying she’s glad she never coughed one up and preferred shitting them out but as I thought about it, I agree with her. You don’t want to get hair stuck in your throat. That will ruin your day. It’s bad enough eating popcorn and getting the shell stuck in your throat.
11:30 “Are you concerned about your health?” He asks her. She’s a crazy cat lady who weighs over 300 pounds, has ugly tattoos and wears too many tank tops. I think she stopped caring a long time ago.
12:30 Oh god, they just showed the bathroom floor covered in a dark brown liquid
15:30 Apparently being morbidly obese isn’t a concern for your health. Thanks, doc.
Conclusion: Mike and Trina are still doing coffee enemas and the cat hair eating lady is still eating cat hair after finding out her stomach could rupture in the future if she doesn’t stop.
(Source: vivalasgomez, via slashleen)
